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Saturday March 18, 2006
Uncle Louie Reports:
And today was particularly special for me. Last week I dug my old Canondale CAD-3 hardtail frame out of hibernation and had Bicycle John rebuild it for me (Mom, a hardtail is a bike that has no rear shock, is a bit lighter than a full suspension bike, and tends to be more nimble with the added perk of being uncomfortable on the ass). When I picked it up, I felt like a kid getting a bike for his birthday, only I had to pay for it. And pick it up. And bring it home. Oh, and I wasn’t surprised. Still, I felt like I was my own Dad giving me my first bike! It occurs to me that there are several years of therapy in that sentence.
So it was that I arrived at the appointed time and the appointed place for the appointed ride on my new/old bike, but only four of us showed up at the end of Moorpark. We waited and waited and waited. Finally, Reuben suggested that it being a particularly marvelous, rain-free day, we should ride Sycamore, and we (George, Matthew and I) unanimously grumbled our agreement.
Not long after we were barreling along the trails leading to Sycamore Canyon. I hadn’t seen George’s bench in quite some time and I was pleased to see that it is not only weathering well, but is graffiti free too. We headed on down into the virtually dry canyon and I marveled at the beautiful trees taking their winter naps, wondering what they could possibly be. Brainiac that I am, near the end of the ride I realized that they must be Sycamores, once again proving to my friends what an observant idiot I am. Ah, the laughs they had at my expense. Again.
George suggested that we take the Overlook trail, which is a relentless climb into the heavens, but my hardtail tackled the task with gusto and aplomb. Regrettably, I was in the saddle, so the bike actually did better than I did. Still, we both had fun, particularly on the downhill singletrack plunge we took together back down to the valley floor.
I do not have the words to describe the vistas and views, let alone the colors, tones, textures and sounds that permeated the canyon this fine morning. I had the words, but I left them in my car with the top down and someone took them. But if you just close your eyes and think of the most majestic place you have ever seen on earth (or if you are Warner, whatever planet you come from), this was more beautiful than what you are now seeing in your minds eye. You may open your eyes now. Of course, how would you know to do that at this point in the report?
At the end of the ride, after climbing out of the canyon and back to the real world, on Reuben’s recommendation, Reuben, Matthew and I headed on over to a restaurant called Ali Babba’s, which is not as bad as you might think from the name. We enjoyed a delicious meal of . . . actually, I have no idea what we ate, but it was good and best of all, it has not made a return trip. And it tasted like chicken. After eating this unidentifiable substance, we went to Sundance to check out their sale. The sale was amazing and all three of us saved a veritable fortune by buying nothing. We actually could have saved even more, but none of us won anything during the raffle.
I hope to have my hardtail and my soft butt out on the trails again tomorrow for some more fun. The weather promises to be sunny, clear skies and warm with temperatures reaching around 60 degrees.
Uncle Louie
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